An entire year of investment comes down to a combination of socks, hat, underwear and shirt and I don’t know what else I can do. I have been saving all of my loose eyelashes, been designating all my 11:11’s. I was blessed by the Pope of Crossing Guards who ‘Bonjournée’s hundreds of exam writing students. Elliotte Friedman (above) gave me the wink and the wave on Sainte-Catherines on Easter Monday.

I’ve done all I can do.