Category: Poetry

thirteen lighting of the lamps

until the Great Eight

Vladmir’s number-one horse

surpasses

the Great One

Donald’s number two, Governor

Gretzky merlot to be served in Donald’s Riviera
Ovi scores and Crimea gets a free PapaJohn’s

greatest scorers of all time
one-hundred-twenty empty net goals between them
mom says they’re both

cherry pickers

podcast hosts don’t seem to talk about that

 

Connor McJesus roofs

one in OT
heals the trade war

tariffs explode
supply chains re-weld
the 49th etched deeper
illegit sovereignty upheld

Sid the Kid sings home and native land

on key

Fentanyl-czar can now eliminate the scourge

of drugs over the deeper etch
street hockey game
puck rings off the
iron law of prohibition

who invented hockey again?

 

Vladmir’s anti-propaganda law

so Provorov boycotts

Pride Night
rainbow hockey tape

two Staals secretly stick-tap

for Donald executive-ordering
two genders
people X off the scoresheet

Orthodox Pope supports

the full-scale invasion:
a conflict against sin
and pride parades

but remember it’s the

Patriarchate
who is oppressed

hockey is for everyone

but especially for
people who look like
the two highest scorers of all time