thirteen lighting of the lamps
until the Great Eight
Vladmir’s number-one horse
surpasses
the Great One
Donald’s number two, Governor
Gretzky merlot to be served in Donald’s Riviera
Ovi scores and Crimea gets a free PapaJohn’s
greatest scorers of all time
one-hundred-twenty empty net goals between them
mom says they’re both
cherry pickers
podcast hosts don’t seem to talk about that
Connor McJesus roofs
one in OT
heals the trade war
tariffs explode
supply chains re-weld
the 49th etched deeper
illegit sovereignty upheld
Sid the Kid sings home and native land
on key
Fentanyl-czar can now eliminate the scourge
of drugs over the deeper etch
street hockey game
puck rings off the
iron law of prohibition
who invented hockey again?
Vladmir’s anti-propaganda law
so Provorov boycotts
Pride Night
rainbow hockey tape
two Staals secretly stick-tap
for Donald executive-ordering
two genders
people X off the scoresheet
Orthodox Pope supports
the full-scale invasion:
a conflict against sin
and pride parades
but remember it’s the
Patriarchate
who is oppressed
hockey is for everyone
but especially for
people who look like
the two highest scorers of all time
Balls of Rice 