Bowflex Extreme.

by Nic Olson

I just got finished from a work out session in the basement. It lasted about 25 minutes, and is the first time I have worked out in about 18 years. I know what you are thinking, “Nic, how do you maintain that fantastic physique without ever working out?” and the answer is, diet and exercise. You see, I have a balanced diet, and also play sports…
No, I’m just kidding. I’m about as skinny and weak as a grade 3 school girl. After playing goalie in soccer, and finishing the game sweaty and out of breath, and playing a hockey game, pretty much dead after 5 minutes on the ice, I realized that I need to get in some kind of shape, especially if I am going to get married in the next couple years. Again, just kidding.

If you wanted to know, I worked my core, as well as my biceps and triceps. This may sound extreme, but I assure you, it would’ve been sad to watch.

I feel like throwing up.