Chapters or Coles?
by Nic Olson
I want to write a book. I don’t know why, but the past two days all I’ve been thinking about is writing a book. Every jackass and their dog have books these days. Paris Hilton. R.L. Stein. J.K. Rowling. Tom Clancy. All losers with books that sell. Why can’t I be the next loser. I don’t even have to sell the book, or even have people read it. My life is interesting enough…? I’m witty as anyone else…? My metaphors are a refreshing summer dip in the outdoor pool…?
Has it come to this? Have I seriously this little direction that now I want to write a book?
Don’t get me wrong though, I don’t want to become a writer or anything. No no. But with all this free time, what would one fiction, about a wizard that goes to wizard school, hurt? I think I’d call it, British Crap: Go Read a Real Book. Ohhhh.
But for real, I’m going to write a book.
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i always want to write a book, but every time i try i get stuck after one paragraph.you, though. i bet you’ll do better.i’d read your book.
you should try learning to read first.
i would not only read your book, i would pay good money for it too.
haha. tim is funny. as for british wizards…that is lame.
you bet. i’ll edit.i’m a great editor.i’m also considering writing a book. i keep starting and stopping and starting again.you can read some of my book, too.
harry potter is a douche.