The Magic Fool Bus

by Nic Olson

The Bus leaves at 4pm, arrives at an unknown time. I go from Aizawl to Guwahati today. A trip less than 600km and it takes more than 24 hours. Should be a bedazzling ride.

Today I found myself so bored that I decided to plug in the TV in my room and watch 13 Going On 30. I only made it to the part where she taught everyone how to dance the Thriller dance. Then I killed myself. Twice.

I’ll tell you about Aizawl when I get free internet. Internet here is 50cents per hour, so I don’t think I can afford to type for hours… But maybe next time.

If you don’t hear from me in a week, I was abducted by a group of Assamese militant gangbangers and am weaving Assamese towels for 50paise a piece. Two million towels and I’ll be a rupee-millionaire/$2000…. Almost.